Thursday, February 26, 2015

What Baby Janos Wants, Baby Janos Gets

Baby wants yogurt parfaits? Baby gets parfaits. Baby wants Lucky Charms? Here you go baby. Baby wants 3 cherry cokes at 7 pm? Drink up Kelly. Baby wants to be awake for 3-5 am? Sounds good. Baby doesn't want me to read or journal or do anything but lay in the dark and ponder the universe lest baby make me nauseous? Sounds like a plan baby. Oh, wait, don't ponder too hard, because that makes us uncomfortable too. 

Nobody puts baby in the corner. 

Have you ever wondered why they use the same word for host "for a party" and host "for a parasite living off of your body?" For some reason that seems an important thing to consider right now...but not too hard, because baby wouldn't want that. 

In a side note, not regarding my laying in bed lightly pondering the universe this evening/morning, I am posting my first pregnancy picture. J says I don't look pregnant, but I'd rather not just look fat. He says the hand on my stomache is the only thing that gives it away... or I guess me telling you that this is a picture of me and Baby Janos at 13 weeks is also a tell. 

Hopefully that's all for now. Everyone have a great morning!

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